The Jones Family Christmas set me up for a lifetime of disappointment

Posted on December 27, 2022 by Amber Storvick

We had two more hours to go.

David looked at me from the driver’s seat and we both knew the game was over. We would need to pull over for a nap before resuming. We both felt like absolute failures. I had eaten an entire bag of sour gummy bears in vain. It was no use. Nausea and night blindness were overtaking us both, so we stuffed our shame down into places from which it could only reemerge later as a drinking problem or a personality disorder and went to sleep. David was immediately out; even the dog in the back seat snored and farted comfortably under the warm glow of truck stop lighting.

I closed my eyes and the sounds of the long day reverberated mercilessly as I phased in and out of gummy bear infused sleep. I settled in to let my mind review the day on its own and maybe just schedule a meeting to review it with me later.

We had just left the Jones family Christmas party. Every year, or almost every year, I make the trek to Michigan. Every year I think I should maybe do something else this time, but every year, I go anyway.

Over 70 years ago, I haven’t thought about the math, but my dad is 68, so I can only assume it has been longer than that, Bob and Geraldine Jones started something. My father is one of twelve children born to the devout Catholic couple emerging as a family out of the Second World War.

Most 30 year olds now with the standard 2.5 children in tow, demand a fully loaded SUV, larger and with more amenities than the farmhouse in which my grandmother raised 12 children. And yet, she somehow made it seem effortless, at least to me. She ran her family like a good general, confident in chaos, able to organize fun so that you couldn’t even tell it was organized at all. Their kids grew up and had kids of their own and by the time I arrived, I was already embedded in an elaborate system of family dynamics that seemed to breathe and play and move all the time.

Honestly, I cannot even give an accurate number of all my first cousins. I know them when I see them. And still, year over year, I watch as their own children begin to look so much more like them. When we’re all together, it’s like a strange time warp occurs and I see us all again, huddled on the floor at Grandmas feet on Christmas Eve, listening to her voice that both sang and cracked at the same time.

I loved her voice. And every year, on Christmas Eve, We all got to drink in that salty, sweet, rhythmic voice as she gathered us around to read the Polar Express.

That’s not how the evening started, however. It started with standing room only chaos. Whether you were a Jones or married to a Jones, you were there. I’ve realized now that most families do this awkward dance between in-laws. There is a sharing phenomenon that gets played out between the families of adult children with children. We all scrap for attention and the kids are caught in the exhausted middle trying to please both sets of parents or, God forbid, the ruthless dance of divorced parents. There is something evil about the way this all goes. But not back then…not for Grandma and Grandpa Jones…at least not how I saw it. You went to their house on Christmas Eve. You wanted to. But also grandma had the kind of power that compelled you. She never demanded or used guilt, but you somehow just knew that was where all the warmth was and to do anything else seemed a little wonky.

You entered the farmhouse from the side porch into a cramped mud room stuffed with coats and boots. It was a wet carpeted mess of melted snow, and too few wall hooks considering the demand. From there you could already hear the muffled hum that humans make when large numbers are pressed into small spaces.

Then into the kitchen, buzzing with women mashing and warming things. I’ll admit, you never went for the food. It was made in huge quantities like an army would require and you couldn’t take the kind of time or money a smaller family could in making special fancy things. But we did have chop suey …lots of it. I don’t know why. Maybe someday I’ll ask where it started, but I haven’t asked yet, because it was what I knew, and as far as I knew, why would you even ask?

At some point the food would all be out taking up the whole dining room table. This was ok, because no one ever expected to be eating seated at a table. You were lucky to find something to sit on at all. Many just hovered around waiting for a spot to open up, many knew well enough not to leave their chair if they had one and were simply committed to never getting up for the bathroom. Many others leaned on walls and milled around, happy enough to refill their drinks and chat with the sitters and other wandering guests. There was no elbow room.

Many of the men would eventually slink out to the zib-zab room, a large front room in grandpa’s pole barn heated by a wood stove and furnished with the most horrifying couch you’ve ever seen. It was warm and quiet compared to the house, and the couch pulled you in despite, or maybe because of its worn and broken frame…also there was a lot more beer. I used to think it was called the zib-zab room because of a tool grandpa used to use with when he would do part time work for a local plastic factory. It made this funny “zibzab” noise so that made sense to me . The actual reason has to do with some sign some guy left there that read zibzab on it…I like my story better. This is also the place from which Santa would dress and emerge when the time called for it.

I didn’t know this when I was little. I simply knew that at some point, when the adults seemed to be wrapping up all the eating and mingling, someone would plop a single chair in the middle of the living room already packed beyond capacity, and Grandpa would sit down with the biggest, most Holiest Bible I have ever seen, to date. It was goldish all over with the face of Jesus according to Warner Sallman on the very front cover. From it, Grandpa would read the Christmas story, not the easy one either, the one from the Gospel according to Luke who spared us no details. Some years went better than others, Sometimes he ended with a dirty joke or took more liberties embellishing than others, but it was always his gravely, monotone voice grinding out the story as recorded by Luke that we got to hear out of that gold Bible. After this he pulled out his harmonica and played Silent Night as we all sang along. The mood was somber; our voices were sweet and pure. And even though the situation was an absolute fire hazard as the huge Christmas tree bulbs lit our hope filled faces and threatened to burn holes in the carpet, I felt safer than I ever have. I understood for a minute what life was all about.

Next up to the chair was Grandma to lighten the mood a little. She read the Polar Express all the way through, and we listened all the way through because we knew what came next and the energy was palpable. Most times, I’m so thankful we didn’t have cell phones growing up. We were there for all the boring parts of life you miss when your face is in a more interesting screen of unreality. You actually miss most things, and then later wonder why you ended up so lonely. But I wish I could have recorded her then. I wish I didn’t just have to rely on my sticky childhood memories. Because she was beautiful. She sat like a humble queen in the middle of us reading a story we had heard many times before. It didn’t matter. She was love itself, she made us better than we really were, and I would gladly get lost in a whole world of unreality if it meant I got to hear her read to me again.

She would finish the story, her eyes would look up knowingly and from somewhere in the kitchen, a single jingle bell would ring. Then from the belly of the zib-zab room Santa would make his triumphal entry. The spell was broken and chaos would rein again. One of my, by now, fairly intoxicated uncles would be the chosen Santa and in donning the uniform, be required to sit in the chair next to distribute presents by name to all us kids. Inappropriate jokes, lots of awkward lap sitting, and laughter was all there was left in us after such an evening. It was uncomfortably perfect.

The kids unwrapped their gifts, the adults exchanged theirs. Some years the pattern was different. Some years it seemed like we did things in a slightly different order, but at the end of it all, sometimes many and sometimes only a few stayed in the dimly lit family room to sing half of every Christmas Carol we could remember. For over 70 years this family has refused to learn all the words to a single carol. We sing the parts we like and mumble the parts we don’t, then we trail off into the next one with renewed confidence.

As I lay here at a truck stop in the middle of the night, tired and disillusioned by my own broken expectations, I can’t help but think how they just may have gotten the carol singing right all along.

It was a long time before I realized that not all Christmas Eves looked like this. That some families are small and quiet and play board games. Some families go to Vegas, or Florida, or do nothing at all. Some dads don’t see their kids, some moms are in jail, or high, or are taking selfies with a new husband, and some, never made it through the year. The day comes around again but someone is gone and they are mourned again. It’s worse now though, because what you’ve lost has a fragrance and color with it… the pain has texture.

It was a long time before I’d realized that Christmas had become pretty disappointing for me too. It was a reminder every year that I wouldn’t hear my grandmother’s crackly voice giving orders about what went where or see her looking up mischievously after the last sentence in the Polar Express when the bell would ring. My first husband’s family was of the quiet, board game variety. It was a nice change in some ways, but small families seemed kind of sad to me, and I never quite got my footing when there was no uncle in a Santa suite, no singing…no chop suey.

David has his own baggage. His childhood memories lie in stark contrast to the Christmas he was able to have with his own children after the divorce when the kids were still very young. The kids are probably ok… they don’t know any different… but he does, and so do I. Maybe it’s just the price of growing up and living out the consequences of all our terrible decisions. That’s probably likely. But also I think Christmas has always been a bit of a mix bag of expectation and disappointment.

Hope broken down by what we thought it would look like and the big hairy thing we’re looking straight at in disbelief and denial instead. Right from the jump, God’s plan for reconciliation with humans was a real bummer. I suppose it’s lovely to have a baby and all, and to have angels say nice things about you. But also you’re having it in a barn, with no epidural, and your family thinks you’re a whore, all those tight lipped smiles at the baby shower… oh yeah, and now the current government wants to kill it. But just hang in there, 30 years later, things get real uncomfortable. Other than that… Peace on earth.

It’s a perspective thing. This probably didn’t comfort Mary a whole lot when she learned about the slaughter of all the baby boys just like hers in the village she had recently fled. Seriously, what have we done to this holiday that would require the expectation of perfection and peace?

Christmas annually fails to live up to my childhood memories. I am older and all too aware that the holiday doesn’t go well for so many…that their own lofty memories are dashed by their current reality. Death, divorce, and dysfunction are breathing down the necks of us all and are called into sharp focus around Christmas. If you live long enough, you know what I mean. It’s just a real mess. There’s not one person who doesn’t get seriously, clinically disappointed this time of year. If you haven’t been, then it’s you. You are the disappointment.

But it’s ok. I think Jesus likes it that way. It keeps us all from getting too uppity.

No matter what has happened all year, you sit down together to listen to a story you already know. You buy the things and you eat the food. And when it’s time to sing the carols, or deal with family, maybe you just sing out real loud the parts you like the best. You mumble the rest and move on quickly when it gets obvious no one knows what they’re doing anymore.

My grandparents have been gone a long time now. But when I make the drive to Michigan to put myself in the middle of the chaos they started so long ago, I get to see them again. It’s different now. I’ve been away so long that I barely know all my cousins anymore, or their kids… they are legion. But I see my grandma in my aunts as they try to organize the food and their grandchildren. In my uncles who have an incredible way of filling a room with laughter, and, my dad, as he sits in the dark with his lighted Christmas neckless flashing, he closes his eyes to sing silent night, the parts he remembers, I see my Grandpa again.

But most importantly I see what love looks like when it shows up, no matter what, for over 70 years…

Like singing a song without knowing the words, like a teenage mother getting run ragged because God asked her to step up a little, and maybe like sleeping in a truck stop parking lot just to get a glimpse of your grandma again.

Go Make Somethin’

Posted on July 27, 2021January 16, 2022 by Amber Storvick

I watched my inherited grandson playing with David the other day. He had come up to me earlier saying, “I wanna make somethin’.” Without wanting to unleash the box of craft supplies and its unholy possession of glitter and finger paints, I opted for the box of various gift wrapping supplies. Tape, wrapping paper, scissors, ribbon, and a misshapen collection of bags to be re-gifted all jammed into one plastic bin.

Sometimes, when life seems particularly out of hand, I think about this box stacked away quietly in a closet and say to myself, “see…you’ve got it together…you have a box at the ready for emergency gift wrapping situations.” It never fails, however, and I usually end up needing to make a stop to buy another bag in route to an event where a gift is required because none of the ones in said bin fit the particular gift application. Nevertheless, this box is a great source of pride and comfort for me. I grabbed a bunch of things that had building potential. “Here you go!” I said, in my most disarming sing song voice, praying silently that he wouldn’t see the demon glitter bin just underneath, “Go make something!”

He set to work with David’s oversight. I busily set about doing adult things such as seriously considering getting some laundry done as I curled up on a chair to watch ‘Despicable Me 2.’ In between scenes of Gru learning to access vulnerability, and my internal considering of the laundry, I watched two generations of men “make somethin’” from the raw materials of my valued wrapping box. Good thing I have it…

The build project was rife with massive inefficiencies. Time and resources were mercilessly wasted. At one point, Trenton asked David to cut the cardboard tube, which once usefully held about 6 foot of wrapping paper (…that I might need at some point), into three separate segments and then, realizing his mistake, taped them all back together again like it never happened. Ribbon was wrapped around and stuck through holes, some intentional, some not. He was focused. His every decision was carefully weighed in the creation of what he said would be a “crane.” He chattered away nonstop explaining his plans to David, talking through the project, and asking for assistance when larger hands were needed. David simply stood over him, letting him think and then obliging with a cut or a tie off as the project demanded.

David Beamed.

“Look at how he’s thinking through just how he wants it,” he said, “All I did was help where he needed it, but it’s all his idea…his design…” more beaming.

I nodded in agreement that Trenton was indeed a very special kid, as the cardboard tube held together by scotch tape swung from miles of red Christmas ribbon in a kind of pulley system from my ceiling…a crane. If it had been presented to you as a prototype for potential investment, you would have declined…strenuously.

I watched my husband, his Papaw, swell with pride. I saw absolute delight. If you’ve never seen another person delight in something or someone absolutely, I recommend you start looking for it. You may need new friends. You will most likely need a different family.

It’s the look I think God has when He watches us “make something.” It’s Him huddled over us absorbed in the process of letting us do it, hoping we talk through the strategy and waiting for us to ask for help…because our hands are too small and we can’t reach the ceiling. He doesn’t mind the mess, and He doesn’t get snotty about the overuse of ribbon or needless cuts because He knows where there’s more, and has enough tape to fix it…He’s got a whole box.

He just delights. With no agenda and no end in sight, He knows we have been created in the image of a creator and He simply likes to see what we come up with.

Perhaps without knowing it, at some point, most of us decided to make something. We went to college, got married, or started into a career. Maybe we were brave and tried something big and new, or maybe the normal things of life were enough of a project. Either way, we thought we’d try. We were given a set of raw materials, probably the box without the glitter, and now stand in a life of our own making, an ongoing construction site.

There seem to be a couple ways of going about it. But mostly I think we miss the point. For whatever reason, we don’t see God like Trenton sees his papaw. Parents, friends, and churches teach us instead that there isn’t enough goodness in the box to be making sloppy mistakes, or that if God delights in us at all, it’s because we were already good at making cranes in the first place. I remember growing up with the mantra that “God wasn’t interested in my happiness, He wanted my Holiness”… to this day I wish someone would say that to me again so that I could kick them in the back of the knee. As an adult, I’ve had many shouting matches with those people in my car and, had they been present for them, they would have reconsidered their theology probably.

The good people I know are mostly afraid of making mistakes. They stop short, limit their exposure, friend groups, and efforts. They can’t even get to “I wanna make somethin’” because they don’t trust the God in them that made them “want” in the first place. They hand the scissors back and say, “I’ll just watch you do it. I don’t want to mess it up.” While they make very few mistakes, I tend to think that God agrees with me when I roll my eyes at these kinds of people.

The rest of us isolate the whole process. We don’t want help because that would require a willingness to unclench our jaws and ask…like we don’t know what we’re doing or something. We don’t chatter along openly like Trenton, communicating without taking a breath, asking for help when needed. We hide our stupid little project until completely out of hand and then throw it back in despair, begging for the redemption of a mangled cardboard tube…or life…whatever.

The author Gregory Boyle says “How much greater is the God we have than the one we think we have…the truth of God seems to be about a joy that is a foreigner to disappointment and disapproval.” How far is that from the God we learn about? He doesn’t separate happiness and holiness; he winds them so tightly together that to strive for one is to be caught up in the other. So that to be given life to its full is to mimic a creator, and be joyfully unafraid of building, and growing, and doing in a world that is marked by the failure to get it right all the time.

God put us first in a garden and, while we were still quite capable of choosing life or death said, “Go make something.” He didn’t hesitate to give us authority, in fact, He insisted on it. And when we bend to the twisted pursuit of our own holiness, there we go again, making a brazier out of leaves to hide the inevitable shame.

I just sat there, on holy ground, watching Gru get married surrounded by minions, laundry forgotten, thinking that maybe life is easier than I make it.

It was always supposed to be a conversation. We have always been called to create. The life, the relationships, the business, and the family you have sit in stagnation or wreckage for lack of a vision and the sense to ask for help. And still, they can be unrecognizably resurrected when we get brave enough to co-create. He wants you to use your head and He wants you to use His hands. There is no waste in the mistakes. He’s got enough tape.

The Faith I Used to Have

Posted on December 18, 2020January 16, 2022 by Amber Storvick

The time I get to sit is rare anymore. Most of my time these days is spent managing the gym I’m partnered in, working with the nonprofit my husband and I began, and coaching clients both in person and online through the labyrinth that is physical health. It seems like a lot when I say it like that… especially when I consider how much I actually enjoy sitting and doing relatively nothing with a good book and fluffy blanket. Alas.

I wish I could say that I choose to read and meditate on scripture in the original Greek and Hebrew all while marking my Bible up with various colors of highlighter. I wish that I worked more diligently on my writing or that I studied independent news media to keep an open mind toward the realities of current events. Mostly, I don’t. Sometimes I shop, sometimes I watch YouTube videos about how to do yoga for self-care, and then proceed not to do yoga for self-care. Sometimes, like today, I get caught up in scrolling social platforms and get huffy, or envious, or worse…I start to compare.

Today was particularly tricky because it was my own feed that got under my skin, and it’s just a bummer to be the source of your own disappointment. It began innocently enough; I was trying to be productive… (It occurs to me that that sentence should be written on my headstone)…anyway…I was rolling through my Instagram looking for old writing content to move to a different page.

It should be said here that scrolling to the bottom of one’s social media feed should legally require the oversight of a licensed therapist. I felt things. None of those things were that great.

I don’t know who that girl was six years ago, but she sure was into fitness…and I don’t know who that girl was three years ago, but she sure was into Jesus. Each frame is unforgiving. Each little write up is a kind of sweet wound. Kinda cute. Kinda painful. It’s not that I’m no longer into fitness or Jesus anymore…It’s just…different.

I don’t mind admitting it made me a little sad that I don’t feel like I used to about fitness or ministry. I know social media is the place where we all say things with lots of passions and agendas, but you get a different feeling when you live in between and long after the frames. As I scrolled down through years of posts they exposed me as shamefully attention seeking all the way around to an unsophisticated saint. Looking around for a therapist and finding none, I was left to my own analysis…”you seem kinda stupid” I said to myself and finished the analysis.

Five years ago, in a different marriage, scraping out my own business, I was a girl whose faith was placed in work ethic. I had grown up in, and had grown out of, church. I believed in God, but was desperate for that God to turn his face away from me. Up to that season in life, I had learned one thing about faith; whatever it was, I didn’t have enough of it. I tried really hard to be religious. I tried to fit in at church. It always culminated with a big, fat, faithless, failure on my part. So, five years ago, I had already resolved to lay low, spiritually speaking. It was a pretty solid strategy. You can see it in my posting. You can hear it in my writing. It was a faith that kept heaven out of reach and hoped for God not to notice.

Years of posts later, I’m different girl. My current husband and I began a nonprofit ministry. I had started life over with a new job…all the blessings. The posts were from a girl steeped in faith. The things I wrote and the way I thought dripping with scripture. Faith had awoke in the wide-eyed kind of way one gets when falling in love with the childhood friend who’d been there all along. Somehow in the space of three years’ worth of posts I had a heart that seemed to beat harder for the sufferings of others. Somehow being closer to my own pain provided more empathy then than feels like I have right now. I was quick to serve, energized, and full of the kind of optimism that thinks everyone should care as much as I did. You can see it in my posting. You can feel it in my writing.

I seemed like a much better person to me then, than I do right now. I seemed like an entirely different species from the girl of six years ago. There’s always a bit of melancholy mixed with memories, and this was no exception. Looking through the past, I felt like my faith wasn’t what it once was and, if that was true, was it ever what I thought it was? Yeah…that’s the kinda stuff I think about sitting around.

I don’t feel like I used to.

I don’t rush to the side of a girl who thinks she sees demons in her room at 10 o’clock at night. I don’t try to listen to every plea for help or attention. I don’t push to get involved with other nonprofits because I think they might get me more connected. I don’t get upset when I can’t give what is asked for. When I can, I don’t get any feeling of chills or any such tingly thing. Every one of our volunteers is a much better person than I am, and I am well aware we are nothing without them.

I used to think everything was such a big deal. That we were going to change the world by speaking love and life into those who were marginalized and abused. That never really happened, at least not from my particular vantage point. In the last three years I have been a guest in the lives of more than a few drug addicts. I have been stood up on Thanksgiving for hours while the girl I waited for was sleeping off her latest hit. There have been countless hours of portable workouts and church services, late night hospital visits, baby gifts, and prayer requests. I have watched merciless cycles of relapse on repeat. I have been disappointed by people I thought were different than I thought, and humbled by people whose goodness was hidden by what I thought was otherwise. I am sometimes harshly judgmental of choices I think are foolish from people whose pain I can never fully understand. I am often changing my opinion about what is holy. And sometimes, I don’t think all the effort matters at all.

I don’t think ministry is that big of a deal anymore. I think it’s just a kind of living where you are in the midst of God in the space of others. It’s simpler and infinitely more difficult. Every day, sometimes every hour of every day, I am surrounded by people of every kind and I can’t tell which is ministry or who is ministering to whom anymore.

I struggle to love, I’m selfish with my time, outcomes are seldom what I think they should be, and I’m often salty. I can be discouraged by the smallness of what we do but simultaneously, uncomfortably overwhelmed by just how big that smallness really is. I am uncomfortable in church. And in fact, I get envious and cynical when I see churchy people post or say what I think is vending machine Christianity. I don’t want to hear it. I don’t think it’s cute anymore. I can be a relapsing cynic. Like that girl I was so many years ago, I already know I’m not faithful enough, unlike her, I’m not interested in hiding or pretending but I’m also not jumping up and down shoutin’ Hallelujah, joining a small group.

The faith I used to have…both the kind that was barely enough to be called a mustard seed and the kind that thought anything good was possible have given way to whatever I have now. It’s battle tired, sometimes skeptical, but daily renewed. It’s no matter what, and whatever I’ve got. It’s been broken down but it’s far less frail. Its less flashy but more formed. It’s not cute or post-able, because it simply is the thing that continues to believe God turns toward us even when He knows we don’t have enough.

The faith of the young biblical character, David, who killed a giant, had a kingdom singing his praises…It seemed like a big deal. But keep scrolling and that same David, many years later, forced to his knees in repentance after moral failure, still had faith… It probably didn’t feel the same. Yet, it was probably harder for an old man to trust that God would forgive him, than it was for a young man to trust for Gods victory. His faith actually had to be stronger for him to hold to it in the midst of failure. A young man full of hope and without as many mistakes has a different kind of faith. But faith over time is thickened and hard like a callous formed to fit the work. It is year after year that one experiences God in all circumstances and finds Him faithful enough to look at us squarely and say “this, still, is one after my own heart.”

What I realized was that much of my sadness over the kind of faith I used to have was just a faulty judgement of what my faith should now be…what it “should” feel like. Faith, however, is more in the doing than in the feeling. Sometimes it’s only strong enough to stand still, sometimes its hands in the air singing hallelujah, and sometimes it’s head down and do the thing again. As the years go by, if you expose it to a world that makes hard demands, it gets tough. It won’t feel like it used to but it will be stronger than it ever was, not on its own merit, but because it has seen who He is over and over again regardless of who you were. It has always been small and simple, but it actually is a really big deal.

In conclusion, maybe be more productive in your down time. And when you’re tired, don’t scroll your own feed digging up what you’ve already buried under years of filters and circumstance. Expose the faith you have to things that might ugly it up a little bit, but just may toughen it up a lot.

the arms open wide, messy truth of Transformation.

Posted on June 2, 2020December 5, 2022 by Amber Storvick

Why do you do whatever it is you do?

I’ve been thinking about that lately. The world stopped for a precious minute and we’ve all had time to ask ourselves for the first time in the history of probably ever why we do what we do without the eyes of the outside world expecting much. We have had a literal minute of silence followed by a horrific noise leaving us all speechless, and Silence again.

So, no one is paying attention but everyone is watching. What matters to you? What do you actually care about? The world was stopped and now its inflamed. Everyone is speechless with their mouths hanging open and I ask myself why and what next.

I love transformation. I seek out people who want transformation. My life has been a process of slow transformation, and transformation is the kind of work I do with my life. While I make my living in the physical transformation of bodies, I get to be a part of the spiritual, mental, and emotional transformation that is all part of a divided whole.

This picture feels like what we so desperately want. This little girl, arms open wide, shamelessly joining in what she hopes to be good, and where she hopes to be included. It may just be the warm up to a workout, but she’s all in. She knows getting it perfect doesn’t matter, she’s already loved. She has no shame in her. She’ll do as much as she wants, stop when she wants, and take her shoes off at inappropriate times. Those of us surrounding her are riddled with obligation, addiction, and bear the consequences of living past her age, but are quietly, desperately trying to get back to her.

While my job is training and helping run a gym and nonprofit ministry, what is it really that I want to do? Strip down the logo and expose the foundation and what is it that drives me to keep trying?… It took me more than a minute of thinking and staring out of windows serenely, but now I know, when it’s all shut down or burned up, my heart wants this:

To be a witness to transformation. To invite strong women who have let life teach them to be small to embrace the bigness of their soul and to feel the even biggerness of God’s grace as they break things on the way.

And to watch the boarders of privilege blend with poverty. In the same room…Rich with poor, Weak with strong, sober with addicts…all the colors. To see the pious and the social outcast share life. To live out stories that ground us to our knees in empathy for the load every one of us is carrying.

You see?…Its never just a job or a place…or a gym. It’s where we meet together to accomplish a thing. Where we sweat and struggle and lean into what is hard on purpose. Its where getting to the goal demands getting rid of old habits, fears, and the weight of self-protection. All in. Everyone exposed.

I love transformations. It’s part of what makes me love training the body. I love that moment we wake up to recognize that we have strayed far from the little girl who didn’t hide, and didn’t worry, and didn’t try to control.

It doesn’t matter if you’re fresh out of jail battling a 20 year drug addiction, or a soccer mom faking your happiness worrying about what happens to your marriage when the kids leave home. It doesn’t matter if you are black, brown, or white. A holy thing happens when you start to pay attention…and then you decide…and then you move. Transformation.

It’s really brave, really messy, sometimes inconsistent, and there’s no limit of bartering, begging, or re starting. It’s all transformation. It starts sometimes from your hatred for what evil or neglect or sabotage has happened to you…or the apathy you have allowed to happen. And it tenaciously grows out of what is most hoped for, and the peace you long desperately to recover…and it’s all holy.

It’s a decision point. A pain point. The time you try again, or the time you decide NEVER AGAIN. It wakes you up from numbness to see God, wrestles to break free, sits with failure, and reaches for salvation.

It’s in the hard labor of breaking a sweat, the fear of not knowing what sober, or thin, or strong, or equality even look like. It’s fragile and yet it’s terribly strong.

Its why I do what I do, and no matter what I do, I look for its likeness. And as long as I do things, I hope they are things that hold space for what is transformational. Arms open wide, shamelessly joining in, already loved.

Right now. You as an individual may be at a pain point or a decision point. The world has stopped a moment to get your attention. What is it you really want? A good body?…Peace on earth?… all good things. All things that need you to seize a moment and decide what happens next. You get to be this girl in the picture, unafraid to say what is true but grounded into a deeper truth of her absolute rightness in taking her place on the floor.

What will you do with a world that is sick and burning or a body that is weak and dying? You can go numb…or you can begin to move. It’s my favorite thing…that moment of decision. It’s the moment where you see your life as a thing that can change. You have a body, a mind, and a heart that can transform. You are a business, a city, and a culture that can decide. Arms open wide, shamelessly joining in, already loved.

Your Body Tells a Story

Posted on April 21, 2020January 16, 2022 by Amber Storvick

Yesterday, I wrote a blog about what we say yes to. I spoke about the way our lives are a reflection of our innermost beliefs and desires about who we are and what we ultimately want. It was big picture, wordy, thought rambling stuff so you may or may not have made it past the first few paragraphs.

Today, I want to break down using the medium to which I am accustomed (health and fitness) just what it is that you actually want to say yes to. Almost entirely everyone has a body that demands constant attention. I don’t care who you are or what you do, I’d put good money on the fact you need a body to do it with. Regardless of that fact, our bodies are for the most part a mess.

In a culture with more food, education, and opportunity than ever, how is it possible that most people who come to me as a trainer in person or online, or to our gym 148 Wellness, and have so little connection with what it takes to subdue the body into a reasonably maintained vessel?

I’m not going to blame culture here… there have always been snake oil salesmen and lies in the media. None of that is going to change. Instagram bunnies, diet culture, and “As seen on TV” devices are going to keep coming. It’s not personal, they need to make a living too, but it doesn’t necessarily need to be at your expense. The world isn’t going to spin differently to accommodate your particular weakness, but it also won’t stop you from learning to get stronger…so, that seems like a fair enough arrangement.

Allow me to list a few possible reasons people continue to struggle with their own body: (This isn’t exhaustive…I’ll probably come up with more)

-They haven’t spent time studying their own life

– They haven’t taken ownership of the current state of their body.

-They intentionally stay helpless by focusing on impossible body images or dieting technique.

-They associate pain, discomfort, or even change with fear, punishment, and failure.

-They struggle with control, self-regulation, and the concept of failure.

-They have become accustomed to instant gratification, and find it difficult to be grateful for what to them seems like a burden.

Does any of that sound familiar? Is it possible you have camped out in any of these particular head places?

I just turned 40. The first time I started hating my body, I was around 8 years old when a babysitter said my thighs touched too much…yep, I even had thick thighs at 8…what a blessing. I was bullied in middle school for being ugly, dumb, and fat. I developed a really fun case of bulimia in my 20s when a boyfriend introduced me to how genuinely inadequate I was…and then decided he was gay…I found not being a man yet another impossible standard to live up to. On and on it goes. So I’m not condemning anyone when I list out all of the potential pockets of their dysfunction, I’m simply listing my life experience mingled with my particular profession.

I tend to be long winded. So this is the first in a series of teasing out just what it is you have agreed to in this life. If anything in the above list resonates with you, pay attention to that. Stop what you are doing and think, really think…without a phone…about what it is you want for your health.

If I can walk up to almost any man or woman in America right now and get a full 20 minute dissertation about the ways they struggle with the body they have been in possession of and directly controlling since birth…maybe simply containing the discussion to “health and fitness” isn’t working. It may be time to look at yourself as a whole lifetime of decisions, hurts, reactions, desires, and compromises. It may be time to address your current body with a discerning eye on the past, and hope for its future.

Our Next Yes…

Posted on April 20, 2020January 16, 2022 by Amber Storvick

“We Are the sum of every Yes that we utter”…

I just read that in the book “To be Told” by Dan Allender. He is a thickly wordy, PhD in psychology kind of author who sees God in in the story of humans. If you like that kind of thing, you’ll love Allender.

Anyway…The sum of every yes…what a pretty way to think about choices. The mundane and dramatic, leading to the total amount of who we are. Saying yes often takes you out from where you are into a place you may be a little scared and unprepared to be. The new job, the date, the move…it’s all yes and then hold on. It’s a word said in a moment where hope outweighed reality.

Sitting here, taking perhaps a little too long to process one sentence, I am the current result of all the things I had the bravery or stupidity to say yes to. I have used my time on earth in ways that have lead me here and until I’m dead, every decision I make, even in my response to another’s yes, will have an infinite number of possible outcomes…blessed and disastrous. ‘Yes’ to a new business, ‘Yes’ to a speaking engagement, and ‘yes’ to committing to a life changing habit. Yes is the reach before falling or flying. Regardless of the outcome, yes starts the fire to cook or be cooked.

Saying No… that’s always there too. But its power lies in subtracting and protecting. It’s the thing we don’t do or believe in order to add value in another direction…another faith. Saying no is saying yes to unchanging. Saying no, is to hold the agreement that I’m not going that way, or, I’m not moving, but it doesn’t necessarily know which way to go. It isn’t bad and may many times be necessary, but it only exists in the absence of desire and it seems static to the kind of movement that is the fallout of “Yes.” No is simply what’s left in the wake and the shadow of your yes.

All of our lives we make agreements. We say ‘yes’ to more than questions. We spend our lives deciding who we are going to believe and how we are going to live. As we live, every Judgement held either for us, or against us, demands our” yes” to hold any power over us. Every opportunity or challenge we say yes to is in keeping with who we have already agreed that we are.

So.

Who do you say that you are?

Who or what has drawn a yes from your frightened lips in order for you to answer that question? Do you even know why you said it? Can you look back and see what it was that you wanted?…and did it go how you thought it would go?

I’ve said yes to everything from marriage, to divorce, to world travel, to nonprofit work, to business ownership, to marriage again. I’ve said yes to love, and yes to hate. To wasteful thinking and to what I thought had purpose.

I’ve said yes to good things and bad, and each time was the result of who I agreed that I was, and what I believed would be fulfilling. I’ve said yes to what I deep down just wanted to do and to what I felt compelled to do for others. I’ve said yes many times…so have you…

I’m willing to bet each time led to movement. Disruption. Transition. If you say it often enough, it will turn your life into something unrecognizable and that can either be very bad or very good. It depends very much on the quality of the yes’s preceding it. When I have said yes to the things that God has carved into my heart and story, it’s always been miraculously disruptive. You are the sum of a great number of agreements. Still, every broken decision to agree with what is destructive offers the redemption of another yes. That’s what grace is…grace is God’s yes.

So where does your yes come from and how do you harness it into what leads toward where you ultimately want to go?

It is your deep desire. Your gut place. The longings in the heart and hope in the mind.

My unwise ‘yes’ is the result of unhealthy desire and sick hope. Catastrophically bad decisions are bred in a hundred lesser malignant interactions before them. Remember, you are the sum of your agreements and therefore the progeny of your dark desire as well as your productive hurt. It’s why we need grace for others and ourselves in the face of a really stupid yes. It’s why the next yes is important.

If I bring it down to a practical example, then the cake you binge on tonight is the result of saying yes to the futility of this day, like all days before it. If you walk the weeks, months and years backward you might see a parade of agreements to body image issues, stress mismanagement, and self-medicating. Binging on cake then, while common enough…is the sum of all your agreements to self-destruction. Even more seductively, It is your “yes” to comfort and your “no” to health. It is acknowledging that the world is hard and unpredictable, and cake feels good. Therefore, feeling good, comforted, social, happy, whatever…those things have your heart…and your heart says yes.

Yes, is a reflection of your value system.

Healthy or unhealthy, the thing you agree to do is a direct expression of the person you agree you are and the deepest desire of that person at any particular moment.

I am a personal trainer, a weight loss expert, if you will allow such a glorified definition. When working with anyone, I always ask why, and I continue to ask the same person the same question over and over again, sometimes for years… because most people don’t know their own answer, and many pay no attention to the story their life is telling, even fewer recognize when the two are in contradiction. Most people don’t realize that they are already living out their highest current value system…they just don’t like the result. They don’t like the sum of all their previous yes’s. They hire me to sort it out.

Journeying through body change is essentially an exposure of beliefs, the reality of ones circumstances, inherent values, and integrity. So it’s always seemed kind of cheap to dumb it down into a before and after picture, but it’s the language of the day so that’s what I sometimes do. For me however, the point isn’t to get a shockingly magnificent body transformation that allows you to feel confident wearing the latest fashion thing if that doesn’t fill the emptiness of your soul. Unfortunately, that doesn’t keep anyone from trying, and social media has infinite evidence of anyone tiring of that anytime soon.

Likewise our daily lives, our jobs, our families, our future hopes and dreams…all reflections of what we have said yes to…all the expression of who we agreed that we are. Even our social media accounts are an artistic arrangement of the idealized self. Its not entirely wrong but it is entirely damning in its exposure.

Yet I hope and I wonder, if I were to use a higher question, if I were to acknowledge my creator, would my yes be the same kind as its been…or can it change? Can I fix my heart on an unchanging God so that it changes my deepest desire? Sometimes beautifully hidden things come from the desire for love, adventure, meaning, or purpose. When your heart says yes from your God given desire, however imperfectly executed, it’s usually overwhelmingly accurate.

As we enter a brave new world and leave quarantine, what relationships, what events, what commitments will get our yes?…what foods, what habits, what activities? There has been an unexpected break in rhythm. Life is different now and we have an opportunity to change our answer.

Who do people say you are?… and did you agree with them on purpose?

Yes, to a different pace…that may be slower…or faster if you’re lazy.

Yes, to moving forward with bravery…you’re still alive… so maybe consider why.

Yes, to health in all its forms…try again… but be honest.

Yes, to knowing who God says you are…It may change every yes you say from now on.

If we are the sum of every yes, then what will that equal when all added up? If you have lived through this, you are still most likely going to die later…most likely. I think It’s not a bad question to ask yourself if you think you’ll like the answer…I hope. it’s yes.

If not, I hope you know that the numbers aren’t all in yet. You can change your answer. You can seek a God who says yes to who He created you to be and let each decision add up to something devastatingly miraculous. He redeems years that locust have eaten, He is yesterday and tomorrow, He says Yes and Amen.